Planet Sedona is a satirical, metaphysical, and visionary concept—part animated comedy, part cosmic critique, part spiritual exposé. It playfully dramatizes the quirks, contradictions, and cosmic adventures of life in Sedona, Arizona, one of the world’s most renowned spiritual hotspots.
🚧 Site Under Construction
PlanetSedona.life is currently operating in placeholder mode while the full multidimensional network is being lovingly assembled behind the veil.
This page is a preview transmission — a taste of what’s to come. The full vortex-verified broadcast hub is on its way, complete with shows, satire, metaphysical merch, and maybe a rogue AI oracle or two.
Until then, enjoy this sacred sneak peek... and keep your third eye tuned for updates.
🌟 Planet Sedona: The Center of the Spiral
Planet Sedona™ is our flagship animated metaphysical comedy — a multidimensional sitcom where two
starseeds try to save humanity… one awkward cacao ceremony at a time.
Follow Them as they navigate:
👽 Vortex-seeking tourists and kombucha evangelists
🌪️ 4D astral interference and rogue tantra instructors
📿 Past-life karmic debt disguised as relationship drama
🌀 A galactic mission contract they forgot to read in the fine print
It’s part ascension… part accidental comedy… and totally Sedona.
🎬 What the Vortex Also Offers
Ascension Television™ is what happens when Gaia TV, Adult Swim, and an astrology meme page enter a wormhole and never come back.
🛍️ Real ads for real woo: Featuring Sedona’s finest healers, vortex guides, esoteric shops, and off-grid kombucha dealers.
🔮 Tarot Decks That Talk Back: Collect the Sedona Satire Deck or the Law of Unity Codex—divine with style or just impress your spirit guide.
🤖 Spoof commercials from another dimension: You’ll laugh, cry, and maybe accidentally open a portal.
📡 Shows Manifesting Soon
Disclosure Tonight™ — Breaking news, loosely translated from the Arcturian frequency band.
Echo™ — Our glitchy oracle AI who speaks only in coded TikToks and ancient Light Language memes.
The Sedona Scrolls™ — An animated epic that chronicles the end of time… and the start of the next harmonic octave.
💫 The Premise
Set in a multidimensional Sedona overflowing with vortexes, kombucha shamans, cosmic tourists, and psychic baristas, Planet Sedona is an animated metaphysical comedy rooted in the Law of Unity, sacred satire, and musical soul remembrance.
🌀 Key Themes
Twin Flame dynamics & higher self contact
Polarity: Service to Self vs. Service to Others
Astral trickery, 4D manipulation, and cosmic humor
Chakra healing, sexual energy transfer & plant medicine parodies
The Dark Brotherhood, Akashic Sedona, and Spirit Guides from the past
🏜️ Sedona Like You've Never Seen It
Real Sedona locations—like Oak Creek, Buddha Beach, Airport Mesa, The Sundowner, and Namti Spa—come alive as mystical backdrops for metaphysical misadventures and fourth-density satire.
📖 A 3-Season Journey
Comedy & channelings
Ceremonial chaos & cosmic awakenings
Real-life community satire & spiritual teachings
Characters based on astrology, numerology, and archetypes